Unbridled Fuckery

renaris:

“But daddy keeps you pure up in your little ivory tower, doesn’t he John.”
Those red eyes are so close John forgets how to breathe.
Empathy for the Murderer, by Nachte

“But daddy keeps you pure up in your little ivory tower, doesn’t he John.”

Those red eyes are so close John forgets how to breathe.

Empathy for the Murderer, by Nachte

zakharov-tasted-the-fruit:

mistcover:

For school I had to make an infographic of a survey I did.

I chose shipping.

Thank you to everyone who participated and gave me valuable data! All percentages are rounded to the nearest whole number.

reblogg’d

look at the girl’s eyes right at the very bottom holy shit

If Tumblr Was A City

Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
Sherlockians: Would run the police force
Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere? 
Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
Minecraftians: Would build everything in the city, Some amazing and others just little dirt houses.

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reardenindustries:

capriciousguru:

velocitiestrumpet:

tentacledicks:

rottenmeats:

chienoir:

multiplethorgasms:

suburban/urban transition BOO HOO :(

5/Suburban sky

god I’d do anything to live in 1

i miss the sky :c

go out far enough in the desert and you’d get a 1

but mostly I remember living in a 9 whoops

thi~ i~ why i live in the mount@in~. Bv

This is why i wanT to live in The mounTains unu

foresTs jusT don’T cuT iT

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djcryingalonewithstriderfeels:

djcryingalonewithstriderfeels:

cant stop drawing dave oops

and then i remembered how much i loved this one picture of dave

im rly proud of it ok

thegoodsonisbad:

best

What if genderbent Feferi

confectioneryaficionado:

godtierar:

daswiener:

Was a huge fucking

big ol’

Hawaiian guy

just

Everyone’s bro, fukken loves animals, fukken loves everyone, has trouble being sympathetic, wants to be a kind emperor gives everyone hugs, shares his smoothies, fixes peoples’ boards

God, that would be great

Hawaiian Surfer dude Fefrir. Or Pfefer.

God now I kinda’ wanna do Genderbends.

so genderbent Feferi is Tito from Rocket Power?

the-perks-of-being-an-asshole:

luccarl:

I hate being mean to people but sometimes they’re real fuckin stupid and annoying and they deserve it

My life.

the-perks-of-being-an-asshole:

luccarl:

I hate being mean to people but sometimes they’re real fuckin stupid and annoying and they deserve it

My life.

kawaiians:

omg after kanaya drank her blood she put a bandaid on her what a cutie i love kanaya so much ofmg　

firelordazula:

bonewhiteglory:

pleatedjeans:

evil cows

My mom is convinced that cows are malevolent & won’t go near them, so I’m tempted to tell her that this meme exists.